best entry ever

I did not write this, Joe Carr did, and I think it's brilliant for some reason. Here you go:

"sure, subject, right.

today i became more boring than yesterday.
i worked all day and watched my poor son at the same time.
if i were to add up the boy's hours and have to pay him one dollar an hour he'd have several hundred
dollars worth of sponge bob crap lying around the house. until he got wise and started saving for the chevy pick-up with duelies that he wants when he gets really old like me.
anyway boring bitch of an ass out-
joecarr"

Now I want to sign all of my entries "boring bitch of an ass out-"

no, not really....
well kinda maybe